How Hot is it ?

Its SO HOT outside that . . .
Squirrels are pouring Gatorade on their nuts
It was so hot today Lance Armstrong tested positive for Snapple.
Somewhere in the US a corn stalk turns into to popcorn
About a hundred more good ones on how hot is it at
http://www.yooohaaa.com/humor/itssohotjokes.htm

The CDC Knows about whether or not there is a Zombie Apocalypse coming

Start panicking, America.

The CDC says there will be could be a Zombie Apocalypse someday, and they have prepared plans for it.  Now that there are canibals and flesh eating junkies in the news these days, the CDC is actually OFFICIALLY proclaiming that they know of no occurence that is waking the dead or no virus that causes those  Zombies to want to eat peoples brains.

Yes ..the CDC ...as important to America and dare I say the WORLD's Security as the Homeland Security department.  

Said, Stephen Colbert, Folks, you know that I do not flinch at unpleasantness,” he began. “But even I have been willfully ignoring a terrifying trend dominating the news.”

"Could it be that the CDC changed their tune because now they’re zombies? It makes sense that zombies would be attracted to science. All they care about ... is braaains!”

ISSAC RYAN BROWN - the six year old who can win AGT

Even Howard Stern couldn't dismiss the talent of this six year old.  ISSAC RYAN BROWN is the talent they love and who is going to Vegas.  Maybe he can win.

American Idol Final Phillip Phillips wins with Home

 a GREAT  Finale to American Idol on Fox ...with Phillip Phillips keeping it close until the end, when he pulled it out with a song thats a hit right now. ROUND 1: SIMON FULLER'S CHOICE
Jessica Sanchez, "I Have Nothing"
Phillip Phillips, "Stand by Me"
Jessica wins because her song was stronger and she showed uncanny charisma ...it would be the last time we saw that side of her for the night. 
ROUND 2: CONTESTANT'S FAVORITE SONG FROM THE SEASON
Jessica Sanchez, "The Prayer"
Phillip Phillips, "Movin' Out" 
On vocal quality it goes to Jessica, but Phillip has his growl and his charisma shining through and the way he takes  asong and makes it his own serves him well here as it did all season. 
ROUND 3: POTENTIAL FIRST SINGLE

Jessica Sanchez, "Change Nothing":
Phillip Phillips, "Home":
If this were the only song of the night, Phillip wins hands down...if he does not win, I guarantee its a hit single anyway.

Read more here: http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/2012/05/22/2057654/american-idol-2012-phillip-phillips.html#storylink=cpy

Funniest Thing from Time Breastfeeding Cover - Jimmy Fallon and Higgins

Here is the funnieest thing of many funny things concerning the Time Breastfeeding Cover, From Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Friday May 11, 2012

Jimmy Fallon :  that kid is going to have some repressed mamaries
Higgins:  i think its the breast cover ever saw
Jimmy Fallon:  wanna go tit for tat
Higgins: lets just nip it cause i feel like a boob
Jimmy: i think we are just milking it

Juxtoposing the simplicity of Lana Del Ray with the Complexity of Laurie Anderson

A quote from Lana Del Ray reminds me how simple Rock and Roll, Country, and Folk can be.  At age 18, her uncle taught her how to play guitar, beginning with basic chords: "It was G, C, A, D minor, A minor and some diminished chord as well. Some trick, some shortcut," Del Rey recalled. "I realized I could probably write a million songs with those six chords, so I moved to New York and I took a couple of years to just write whatever I wanted."
It's TRUE
YOU CAN write a million songs with those chords ...throw in an E chord and make it the history of modern music.

Now throw in the compexity of Laurie Anderson and her 1981 non hit O Superman which is being played as background music on the new HTC commercial on SNL.  It was too cool, interesting, and performance art to played on MTV .  Thank goodness for the USA network show from the 80's NIGHTFLIGHT.

Here is Laurie Anderson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VIqA3i2zQw

10 FACTS ABOUT DIABLO CODY

Diablo Cody is known for Juno with Ellen Page, Jennifer's Body with Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried, and Young Adult, with Charlize Theron as well as helping with the United States Of Tara.  Here , from YoooHaaa.com 's popular series are Ten Facts about Diablo Cody

1. Diablo Cody is originally from Chicago, Illinois, 
2.  Moved to Minnesota to live with her Internet boyfriend, Jonny who later became her husband.
3. She was a stripper as a hobby in Minnesota .
4. She was also a phone sex operator
5. Diablo Cody is a pen name.
6. Took her pen name on a trip to Cody, Wyoming. "Diablo" is Spanish for "devil".
7. She graduated from the University of Iowa with a degree in media studies
8. Has been a recurring columnist for Entertainment Weekly
9. Gave birth to a son, Marcello Daniel Maurio, on Tuesday (July 27, 2010).
10. Resides in Los Angeles, California