Funnyman Steve Martin hosts SNL the most

When Steve Martin Hosts Saturday Night Live with musical guest Prince, it will be the 14th time he has hosted. That is the are the one who have hosted at least five times according to wikipedia.
Steve Martin (14 as of febuary 4, 2006)
John Goodman (12, including once a season for 11 straight seasons.)
Alec Baldwin (12)
Buck Henry(10, twice a season for each of the first five seasons)
Chevy Chase (9)
Tom Hanks (7)
Danny Devito(6)
Elliot Gould (who correctly predicted before we won the gold medal in hocky from the russians "we are going to kick the russians a**" (6)
Candic Bergen (5)
Bill Murray (5)
I heard the song ...guitar heavy ... in the new Nike Ad but could not remember the name of the song...a search brought me to this site where I found out that it wasn't Van Halen as I had thought it might be, but rather AC-DC and "Rock And Roll Aint Noise Pollution." The site was pretty cool for music that is in advertising.

Redeck Valentines Day

Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.

You're as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop right out of the can.

You have all yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta my wits.

And speakin' of wits, you've got plenty fer shore.
'Cuz you married me back in '74.

Still them fellers at work they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purty, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles and stick 'em in the can.

Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler racin' through the mud,
Yet fragile as that sanger named Naomi Judd.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like no far ant upon which I oft' tread.

Cut from the best pattern like a flannel shirt of plaid,
You sparked up my life like a Rattletrap shad.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

And when you get old like a '57 Chevy,
Won't put you on blocks and let grass grow up heavy.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie, with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart; It's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day,
From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these will not do.
For you are too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift, without taste nor odour,
Better than diamonds, it's a new trollin' motor.

American Idol non-faves

Who are are your Top 10 Favorite Idol contestants?
1.William hung
2 Rhonetta
3-Statue of Liberty Guy
5-I Shott the Sherriff Guy
6-The Hulks Wife
8-The Hawaiian Girl who should have made it from San Francisco
9-The "are you a girl" Guy
10-The "Learned to Sing from Paul Abdul Video" Guy

Best Christmas Movie For Kids Ever

the polar express

Tom Hanks does it all in the Polar Express ! Make sure on the DVD you check out the extra features disc that shows you the AMAZING way things were done for this movie.

Leg Cramps In Children ?

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Night Leg CrampsDr.: My daughter is three year old and every other night or so she awakes with leg and/or foot cramps. Is this normal? What medication should I give her? if any
Thank You for your time.
Dear RC: Nighttime foot and leg cramps are fairly common in children. They occur as a result of spasm in muscles that have been used a lot during the day. The best thing to do is massage the cramp. If your daughter has daytime pains, pains that interfere with activity, or a limp then she needs further evaluation.
Make sure the covers are not tight over the foot of the bed as that makes it necessary for the child to stretch his foot out and may contribute to the development of cramps.