Kids Jokes

Childrens JOkes

For The Kids...
Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Q: What do you call a very rude bird?
A: A mockingbird!

Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?
A: In a nest-cafe!

Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With it's sparrowchute!

Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
A: Woody Wood Pickle!

Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!

Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A: A Macaw!

Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground?
A: A mynah bird!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A great walkie-talkie!

Belinda Stronach

The New Girlfriend ???

Apparently Bill Clinton is at it again ...the new woman is Belinda Stronach .. the new Monica Lewinsky ? Any Pictures of the Blue Dress of 2006 coming into the limelight ?

What will Hillary Do ? CATFIGHT !

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