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Lots Of American Idol News

American Idol News is coming fast and furious. Here is the latest from Yooohaaa.com American Idol Hall Of Fame Page where the news is plentiful, and includes the list of those who make it to Hollywood. (If you want to remember the BAD singers from last year, the Hall Of Shame Awful Idols are included as well)

Fox TV has a moderately well liked show called BONES. Two American Idol contestants from the years gone by have been cast in an upcoming episode. Ace Young and Brandon Rogers will guest star on the show. Fox will also make sure that it's ringinng in of the New Year has Ultimate Idol Star Quality with BOTH Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis As 2007 comes to an end, the biggest selling Idol for the year was obviously Chris Daughtry...and his band Daughtry. In fact, it was the number one seller overall in the U.S. for the year.

And as 2007 comes to an end, the most watched TV show of the year was ....taaadaaa you know it ..-American Idol

Idol Gives Back 2008 is set for April 9, 2008.

Phil Stacey is working on a new Country CD with Lyric Street Records and producer Wayne Kirkpatrick.

Jessica Sierra was busted on coke, causing a disturbance and numerous other transgressions outside a Florida Bar. Here is the story

Here are the best pick up lines we found on the internet

1. Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again?

2. Do you sleep on your stomach?...no?....Can I ?

3. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants.

4. Tomorrow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you?

5. Your parents must be bakers cuz they sure put out a great set of buns!

6. Your parents must be thieves cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

7. Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love.

8. Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like a little Irish in you?
9. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
10. Would you like to go home for a pizza and a fuck?....*slap*...what? you don't like pizza? 11. Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.

12. That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were that shirt I would be coming on you too.

13. If I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?

14. Pez?

15. I heard milk was good for your body, but damn! You must drink gallons at a time!
16. Hi, my name is Billy. Don't forget, because you'll be screaming it later tonight.

17. Excuse me, but could you give me directions? To where? Your heart...

18. F^^^ me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

19. Come over here and sit on my lap--we can talk about the first thing that pops up

20. Excuse me Miss, is that dress felt?...Would you like it to be?

21. The voices in my head say you should go out with me....

22. Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you.

23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.

24. I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.

25. Person A: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Person B: No Person A: Well then, please start.

26. If I follow you home, will you keep me?

27. Have you ever been licked until tears rolled from
your eyes?

28. Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?

29. Lick finger, and rub it on the clothing of the person, then rub it on yours. Just a light touch will do. "So, what do you say we get out of these wet clothes..."

30. (hold up first two fingers on one hand) Know why you should use these two fingers to masturbate? No, why? Because they're mine.

31. A: Walks up to "B" and gently pulls up "B's" collar and looks at the tag in the shirt. A: Hmph and a long pause. Then A walks away. B: What the hell? What was that? etc... A: Oh... I was just checking to see if it said "Made in Heaven."

32. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...let's say we tie up for the night?

33. A: Did it hurt? B: What?!?!?!?!? A: When you fell from the sky as an angel!

You KNOW you are a Redneck ???

Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.

Elizabeth Edwards vs Ann Coulter

The transcript of Elizabeth Edwards calling in to Hardball
MATTHEWS: You know who is on the line? Somebody to respond to what you said about Edwards yesterday morning. Elizabeth Edwards. She wanted to call in today. We said she could.
Elizabeth Edwards, go on the line. You‘re on the line with Ann Coulter.
ELIZABETH EDWARDS, WIFE OF JOHN EDWARDS: Hello, Chris.
MATTHEWS: Do you want to say something directly to the person who is with me?
EDWARDS: I‘m calling—you know, in the South, we—when someone does something that displeases us, we want to ask them politely to stop doing it.
I would like to ask Ann Coulter to—if she wants to debate on issues, on positions, we certainly disagree with nearly everything she said on your show today. But—but it is quite another matter to—for these personal attacks.
That‘s—the things that she has said over the years, not just about John, but about other candidates, is—lowers our—our political dialogue precisely at the time that we need to raise it.
So, I—I want to use the opportunity, which I don‘t get much, because Ann and I don‘t hang out with the same people—to ask…
(CROSSTALK)
COULTER: … have enough money.
EDWARDS: …. her politely to stop the personal attacks.
COULTER: OK. So, I made a joke, let‘s see, six months ago.
And, as you point out, they have been raising money off of it for six months, since then.
MATTHEWS: But this is yesterday morning, what you said about him.
COULTER: I didn‘t say anything about him, actually, either time.
EDWARDS: Ann knows—you know that‘s not true.
And, what‘s more, this has been going on for some time.
COULTER: And I don‘t mind you trying to raise money. I mean, it‘s better this than giving $50,000 speeches to the poor…
EDWARDS: I‘m asking you—I‘m asking you politely…
COULTER: … just to use my name on the Web pages.
But, as for a debate with me, yes, sure.
EDWARDS: I‘m asking you politely…
COULTER: Yes, we will have a debate.
EDWARDS: … to stop—to stop personal attacks.
(CROSSTALK)
COULTER: How about you stop raising money on your Web page, then?
(CROSSTALK)
COULTER: No, you don‘t have to, because I don‘t mind.
(CROSSTALK)
EDWARDS: It did not start with that. You had a column a number of years ago…
COULTER: Great. OK.
EDWARDS: … where you suggested that…
(CROSSTALK)
COULTER: The wife of a presidential candidate is calling in, asking me to stop speaking?
(CROSSTALK)
MATTHEWS: Let her finish the point. Let her finish the point.
COULTER: You‘re asking me to stop speaking? Stop writing your columns. Stop writing your books.
(CROSSTALK)
MATTHEWS: Ann, please.
(LAUGHTER)
COULTER: OK.
EDWARDS: You had a column a couple of years ago which—which made fun of the moment of Charlie Dean‘s death, and suggested that my husband had a bumper sticker on the back of his car that said, “Ask me about my dead son.”
COULTER: That‘s now three years ago.
EDWARDS: This is not legitimate political dialogue. It debases political dialogue. It drives people away from the process. We can‘t have a debate about issues if you‘re using this kind of language.
COULTER: Yes, why isn‘t John Edwards making this call?
MATTHEWS: Well, do you want to respond? We will end this conversation.
EDWARDS: I have not talked to John about this call.
COULTER: I think this is just another attempt for…
EDWARDS: I‘m making this call as a mother. I‘m the mother of that boy who died. My children participate. These young people behind you are the age of my children. You‘re asking them to participate in a dialogue that is based on hatefulness and ugliness, instead of on the issues.
And I don‘t—I don‘t think that is serving them or this country very well.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
MATTHEWS: Thank you very much, Elizabeth Edwards.
Do you want to—you have all the time in the world to respond to that.
COULTER: I think we heard all we need to hear. The wife of a presidential candidate is asking me to stop speaking.
No.
(CROSSTALK)
MATTHEWS: No, she said you should stop being so negative to people individually.
(CROSSTALK)
COULTER: Right, as opposed to bankrupting doctors by giving a shyster Las Vegas routine in front of juries, based on science…
MATTHEWS: OK.
COULTER: Wait. You said I would have as long as I would have.
MATTHEWS: Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
COULTER: And you instantly interrupt me.
MATTHEWS: Go ahead. Go ahead.
(LAUGHTER)
COULTER: As I was saying, doing these psychic routines in front of illiterate juries to bankrupt doctors, who now can‘t deliver babies, and to charge a poverty group $50,000 for a speech. Don‘t talk to me about how to use language.
MATTHEWS: Elizabeth.
EDWARDS: … language of hate. And I am going to ask you again to politely stop using personal attacks as part of your dialogue.
COULTER: OK, I will stop writing books.
(LAUGHTER)
MATTHEWS: Why do you talk about…
(CROSSTALK)
EDWARDS: If you can‘t write them without them, then that is fine.

Girls You Might Wanna

Two of the latest stories on Yooohaaa.com are about Kelly Pickler and her new boobs and Evan Rachel Wood and her sudden inhibition on camera with Manson. Read All About It at Yooohaaa.com .

NBC Thank God You're Here Review and Notes

From yooohaaa.com/television/thankgodyourehere.htm

It's one of the freshest things to come to network TV since Saturday Night Live, with tremendous apologies to Wayne Brady, who may be the male equivalent of the all time improve comic, the Great Carol Burnett. Somehow despite Brady's genius, ABC's Whose Line Is It Anyway faded from the national spotlight to the Family Channel and Brady continues to toil in relative obscurity.

Bring on the new Thank God You're Here, where every sketch starts with those words, featuring 4 celebrity guest stars each week and host David Alan Greer along with "Judge" Dave Foley, (whose function bears no resemblance whatsoever to what Drew Carey does on Whose Line) along with a cast of perky, energetic regulars who are the only ones in on the script. The guest stars fend for themselves and hope to win the cheezy plastic award given away at the end of each show by a properly unimpressed Foley.

The show is based on an Australian show.

Episode 1
April 9 2007

Wayne Knight-played a modern day snake oil salesman

Brian Cranstan-A British Rock Star and later a gayish superhero

Joel McHale-Egyptial Pyramid Explorer Indiana Jones Style. He is MUCH better on The Soup.

Jennifer Coolidge-Beauty Queen Contestant and superhero who apparently farts dangerous golden doughnuts

Winner-Cristan

Episode 2
April 9 2007
Mo'nique-Clueless Gameshow hostess

Kevin Nealon-Alpine mountain climbing expedition leader who gave us, as Foley put it, "chick on chick CPR" in his first sketch

Edie McClurg who played a funny wife in marriage counseling

Richard Kind-Just plain awful...perhaps put there to illustrate how hard improve can be-as a morning show sound effects guy. GOOD JOB by the cast to nail the ZOO radio format.

In Your Heart You Must Trust-_Bruce Springsteen

The World Today
He went to the Mustang Ranch, and it burned when he peed ..but not like that.

The World Tomorrow
Teeny Tiny Scissors that Tiny Elvis shouldnt run with

TV, Movies, Media

A Better Video Search Engine...Google says WHAAAAA????

A Laugh License plate spied on a broken-down car on the side of the road: CALLAAA. On the freeway I noticed a motor home towing a sport utility vehicle. The license plate on the SUV was FNCYFRE. The plate on the motor home was FTLOOSE.

A Quote THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a god! "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world."


Some Boss Lyrics

Bruce Springsteen -Leap Of Faith

All over the world the rain was pourin'
I was scratchin' where it itched
Oh heartbreak and despair got nothing but boring
So I grabbed you baby like a wild pitch

It takes a leap of faith to get things going
It takes a leap of faith you gotta show some guts
It takes a leap of faith to get things going
In your heart you must trust

Now your legs were heaven your breasts were the altar
Your body was the holy land
You shouted "jump" but my heart faltered
You laughed and said "Baby don't you understand?"

It takes a leap of faith to get things going
It takes a leap of faith you gotta show some guts
It takes a leap of faith to get things going
In your heart you must trust

Now you were the Red Sea I was Moses
I kissed you and slipped into a bed of roses
The waters parted and love rushed inside
I was Jesus' son sanctified

Tonight the moon's looking young but I'm feelin' younger
'Neath a veil of dreams sweet blessings rain
Honey I can feel the first breeze of summer
And in your love I'm born again

It takes a leap of faith to get things going
It takes a leap of faith you gotta show some guts
It takes a leap of faith to get things going
In your heart you must trust

Sucks To Be Antonella Barba of American Idol ?

Hey it sucks to be Antonella Barba doesnt it ? Just kidding. Some of those pictures she seems very cheeky with her girlfriends ... I heard one of them gave her a review of her singing last week ...two thumbs up :)
I found the pictures that were safe for work at http://yooohaaa.com/idol.htm
It has the current most likely to be in the top ten Idols.

Black Donnellys Premieres

A big show for NBC to take a swipe at the Soprano's lovers as much as you can on network TV with The Black Donnellys.

Best Preview Page found at NBC.COM or better than that go here.
http://yooohaaa.com/television/blackdonnellys.htm
Here are some spotlights on the current Yooohaaa.com anything about everything (eventually) site.

Anna Nicole Smith "Safe For Work" Tribute in pictures

American Idol Top Ten up and Down and Out

Studio 60 Cancelled ... The Black Donnelly's Page and the reason Studio 60 reminded me of the old ABC show Friday's from the 1980's

The YoooHaaa.com Oscar Predictions

Visit the site to see much more.

Oscar Predictions

For a more complete list of the Oscar Predictions from YoooHaaa.com go to the website ..here are the highlights.

YOOOHAAA.COM 2007 OSCAR PREDICTIONS

BEST PICTURE

Babel
The Departed
Letters From Iwo Jima
Little Miss Sunshine
The Queen

YOOOHAAA.COM PREDICTS THE DEPARTED

BEST DIRECTOR

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu - Babel
Martin Scorsese - The Departed
Clint Eastwood - Letters From Iwo Jima
Stephen Frears- The Queen
Paul Greengrass - United 93

YOOOHAAA.COM PREDICTS SCORSESE

BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE

Penelope Cruz - Volver
Judi Dench - Notes On A Scandal
Helen Mirren - The Queen
Meryl Streep - The Devil Wears Prada
Kate Winslet - Little Children

YOOOHAAA.COM PREDICTS MERYL STREEP

BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

Leonardo DiCaprio - Blood Diamond
Ryan Gosling - Half Nelson
Peter O'Toole - Venus
Will Smith - The Pursuit Of Happyness
Forest Whitaker - The Last King Of Scotland

YOOOHAAA.COM PREDICTS FOREST WHITAKER

BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Adriana Barraza - Babel
Cate Blanchett - Notes On A Scandal
Abigail Breslin - Little Miss Sunshine
Jennifer Hudson - Dreamgirls
Rinko Kikuchi - Babel

YOOOHAAA.COM PREDICTS JENNIFER HUDSON

BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Alan Arkin - Little Miss Sunshine
Jackie Earle Haley - Little Children
Djimon Hounsou - Blood Diamond
Eddie Murphy - Dreamgirls
Mark Wahlberg - The Departed

YOOOHAAA.COM PREDICTS EDDIE MURPHY

American Idol Top Ten Frontrunners So Far Poll

There is a great site with a few things going on ..The American Idol Hall Of Fame Picture Page , the Hall Of Shame mp3 files from the awful auditions, and most important, the legit first TOP TEN FRONTRUNNERS POLL is up now. You can vote for your favorites and download mp3 files

Go to http://www.yooohaaa.com/idol.htm and vote! It will be very interesting ..if not scientific ...to find out who the first frontrunner is.