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Dancing Penguins Happy Feet for Real

I saw this viral video for just a few seconds on the NBC Nightly News and then I had a tough time finding it on Youtube when searching for " penguin dancing video like happy feet. "  Eventually I found it on Huffington Post, but in case you were looking for it, here is the real life Happy Feet ...not Robin Williams but still pretty awesome. 


NPR humor ...the tea party could be making pina coladas ?

A little NPR humor:
While Obama is in India, the Indian security detail is removing all coconuts from trees around where he will be so one doesn’t fall out of a tree and hit him.   One would think that that the chances are pretty low that this would happen, but one would also have thought the tea party would not do as much damage to him either …but speaking of nuts falling out of trees.

AMY AND TINA TOGETHER AGAIN ?>??

Amy Poehler is going to host the first show of the 36th season of Saturday Night Live.  She has done so much that was hilarious, but nothing funnier than when the first time she and Tina Fey did Hillary Clinton  and Sarah Palin.  Here is the transcript of that moment.  What a great show SNL always is.

Wizard Of Oz Fun Fact

Did you know?In the movie The Wizard Of Oz, Toto the dogs salary was $125 a week, while Judy Garland was $500 a week.

Mountain Man ...a group with No Men .. making beautiful, a capella music


 If you have been looking for a next big thing in Music, consider MOUNTAIN MAN.  The debut CD is called "Made The Harbor" and their sound has been featured at Wilco's Solid Sound Festival.  A group of women who met  at Bennington College and found that the three of them had a mutual love of  harmony. The only instrumentation you will hear is an occasional acoustic guitar.  Watch out for Mountain Man, who will get as much buzz from their talent as their unusual name

Lady Gaga Talks Lupus, Eating & Smoking Habits

Why does Lady Gaga collapse ? It is noted here in excerpt form and and the complete article can be found through the link below. Lady Gaga is admitting recreational drug use and many other things that are far from healthy. We lose the Michael Jackson 's and Elvis Presley 's of the world , and AFTER they are gone, someone says "somebody should have done something"

On her heart palpitations:
"It's just from fatigue and other things. I'm very connected to my aunt, Joanne, who died of lupus. It's a very personal thing. I don't want my fans to be worried about me."
On whether she's been tested for lupus, which is genetic:
"Yes." Pause. "But I don't want anyone to be worried."
On the last time she needed emergency services:
"The other day. In Tokyo. I was having trouble breathing. I had a little oxygen, then I went on stage. I was OK. But like I say, I don't want anyone to worry."

Lady Gaga Talks Lupus, Eating & Smoking Habits

A New Show To Watch Out For -My Generation on ABC

Coming this Fall to ABC Thursdays
MY GENERATION
It's going to be a great show on Thursday nights where a documentary style will show is the then and now of a 10 year span from 2000 to 2010.    ABC says on their facebook page ...
We’ve all lived through a lot in 10 years. ABC's new documentary style drama introduces you to 9 high school students in the year 2000 and revisits them as their lives are about to collide a decade later. Coming Thursdays this Fall to ABC.
"Just because you're not where you planned, doesn't mean you're not exactly where you need to be."

Michael Stahl David as Steven, Kelli Garner as Dawn, Jaime King as Jacqueline, Keir O’Donnell as Kenneth, Sebastian Sozzi as Falcon, Mechad Brooks as Rolly, Anne Son as Caroline, Daniella Alonso as Brenda and Julian Morris as Anders

The 11 Funniest Ladies In 'Saturday Night Live' History (PHOTOS)

Tina Fey is the funniest woman ever on SNL, but there are contenders , and with Betty White hosting SNL this week, there are the classics, such as Jane Curtain to consider, or is your favorite Amy Poehler? Gilda was the greatest hands down, so forget what I said about Tina Fey up there...she just went to second. Kristen Wiig is proving herself season after season, and Maya Rudolph just rocks.
The 11 Funniest Ladies In 'Saturday Night Live' History (PHOTOS)

News Anchors Say The Darndest Things: The Funniest On-Air Gaffes And Obscenities Ever (VIDEO)

News Anchors Say The Darndest Things: The Funniest On-Air Gaffes And Obscenities Ever (VIDEO)

And when the anchor throws it to the weatherman for a traffic update, enjoy the graphics unlike anything we ever saw on tv before or since. What does someone do on their last day on the job ?

Psalm 2010 - The Reasonable American's Response

This was sent to me in a mass forward, and the problem with it is that it perpetuates the blind dogma that both parties are guilty of and damages our country while stagnating our democracy.  Inability to compromise on issues one is passionate about is an admirable thing when it is based upon true examination of the facts...and that examination has got to go beyond the Republican dogma of "If Obama said it, it must be wrong."   The following email forward needs to be debated beyond that dogma.  PLEASE combat the ignorance of those who wholeheartedly believe in this kind of crap by forwarding THIS to every reasonable American you know.



PSALM 2010
The Reasonable Americans Response

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
But you say you love America, and one of the things about america you love is that it is a democracy ..and those who DID want him outnumbered you.  Thats America and you get a chance to speak at the ballot box in 2012.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
The factories still because of 8 years of the ruin of our economy by Bush policies ...but it clearly makes you feel better if you can blame him for our countries problems.  I am reminded of the tea party signees that portrayed Obama as Hitler ...Hitlers most powerful weapon was his propaganda of blatant lies.  Blaming the economic woes on Obama is REPUBLICAN PROPAGANDA OF BLATANT LIES...SO, upon whose Republican face should a truth loving, nazi tactics hating american  draw the Hitler mustache ?
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
I haven't heard of a Republican (save the first George Bush who was thrown out of office because of it)  who ever lost faith that his or her way was the only way and that compromise was out of the question.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
The implication that a president or a party would gain politically from conitnued unemployment is proof of just how ignorant one who forwards this is. Absolutely ABSURD!
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, 
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

The first bailouts of this crisis were imnitiated under the administration George W Bush
He has anointed my income with taxes,

Got nothing for you on that one ...all Americans pay taxes, and even democrats bitch about them, but those who bitch the most are the ones who get the most breaks. 
My expenses runneth over. 
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life, 
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.


And this is Obama's fault ?  The Economy has everyones expenses strained, and this began with the Bush administration.  And your mortgage...Are you seriously saying that the President is responsible for the contract YOU signed with a bank ?

I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog .....
And Obama was a tree.


Very funny ..and my there be a strong wind that day blowing in your direction.

Grammy Prediction for Americana Album of the Year 2010

Best Americana Album
Nominees: Bob Dylan's Together Through Life, Levon Helm's Electric Dirt, Willie Nelson and Asleep at the Wheel's Willie and the Wheel, Wilco's Wilco (The Album), Lucinda Williams' Little Honey



Yooo Haaa predicts that even though Wilco is the stronger music, Grammy likes to reward lifetime achievers...willie, bob dylan have received their due, but Levon Helm has not and for that reason, take a load off annie ...it goes to the former drummer for The Band, Levon Helm. 

Prediction for your Grammy Pool - Best New Artist ? tough one

Best New Artist
Nominees: Zac Brown Band, Silversun Pickups, Keri Hilson, MGMT, The Ting Tings

Hard to choose between ting tings and Keri Hilson ..if it all splits up, ZAC BROWN could win the Grammy in 2010.   I'm going with Keri Hilson in an upset. 

The Grammy Predictions 2010 - Best Rock Album shocker

Best Rock Album
Nominees: AC/DC's Black Ice, Eric Clapton and Steve Winwood's Live From Madison Square Garden, Green Day's 21st Century Breakdown, Dave Matthews Band'sBig Whiskey and the GrooGrux King, U2's No Line on the Horizon

Believe it or not, Eric Clapton and Steve Winwood are going to shock everyone on this one.  ...if not them, perhaps u2. 

YoooHaaa Predicts Album of the year Grammy 2010

YoooHAAA.com prediction for the Album of the Year Grammy? 
Nominees: BeyoncĂ©'s I Am ... Sasha Fierce, Black Eyed Peas' The E.N.D., Lady Gaga's The Fame, Dave Matthews Band's Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King, Taylor Swift's Fearless

Gonna be a big night for TAYLOR SWIFT, with Beyonce as a close second.  LOVE DMB but it doesn't have a chance.

Grammy Prediction for Record Of The Year

Who Will Win the Grammy for Record Of The Year ?   YoooHaaa predicts it will be Taylor Swift, You Belong To Me.  Beyonce is the choice for surprise possibility. 

Nominees:
 BeyoncĂ©'s "Halo," Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling," Kings of Leon's "Use Somebody," Lady Gaga's "Poker Face," Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me"

UVA has a new President Theresa Sullivan

University of Michigan’s chief academic officer and chief budget officer will leave her post to become the eighth president at University of Virginia.  Her name is Theresa Sullivan, and what UVA fans want to know is whether or not she will do what it takes to upgrade the athletic programs while holding on the the academic standards .  Seems like a good time for UVA WAHOO JOKES especially for Hokie Fans everywhere and a welcome to Theresa Sullivan.

Do you know why the UVA football team should change its name to the "Possums"?
- Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.


Why doesn't UVA have ice on the sidelines?
- The guy with the recipe graduated.

What do you get when you drive slowly by the UVA campus?
- A degree.

How do you get a UVA graduate off your porch?
- Pay him for the pizza.

Why is it that the UVA football team doesn't have a web site?
- They can't string three "Ws" together.

Did you hear that a UVA player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident?
- He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.
   Thank God the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.

What are the best four years of a UVA student's life?
Third grade.

Johnny says to his mom: I want to be a Wahoo when I grow up.
- Mom: But Johnny, you can't do both.

A Virginia Tech student and a UVA student are both using the men's room. When they finish their business, the Virginia Tech student heads for the door, while the UVA student heads for the sink. The Wahoo calls to the Virginia Tech student, "At UVA, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
The Virginia Tech student replies, "At Virginia Tech, they teach us not to pee on our hands."

I heard that George Welsh was only dressing twenty-two players against Virginia Tech.
- He said the rest could dress themselves!

How many Wahoos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- One, but he gets 3 credit hours.

What is the difference between a Wahoo and Rice Crispies?
- Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.

Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco Chase?
- On the UVA campus. That's the last place you'd find a football player.

Why don't Wahoos let their kids play in sand boxes?
- Because the cats keep covering them up.

A Wahoo walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?"
- The frog replies, 'I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt.'

Why do Wahoos keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
- So they can park in handicap spaces.

What is orange, blue, 100 yards wide, and has 2 teeth?
- The front row at Scott stadium.

What do you call a good looking girl on the UVA campus?
- A visitor.

What did the UVA graduate say to the VT graduate upon meeting?
- Hi! Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order please?

What do you call 144 Wahoos?
- Gross ignorance.

Did you hear about the power outage at the UVA library?
- Forty Wahoos were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Did you hear about the fire in UVA's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
- The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Why did Dean Smith go to Charlottesville?
- He wanted to get away from basketball.

Did you hear the Rolling Stones are playing at UVA's Scott stadium?
- Yeah, They're 10-point favorites.

Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that flipped over on the UVA campus?
- The officials had to check ID's before letting anyone back on board.

What do a UVA student and a Virginia Tech student have in common?
- They both got accepted to UVA.

What does the average UVA student get on his SAT?
- Drool.

What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a Wahoo?
- Six more weeks of bad football.

Virginia Tech is playing at UVA, which has a first down with three minutes left in the half. A UVA fan sets off a firecracker, and Virginia Tech, thinking it's the end of the half, runs off the field.
- Three plays later,UVA punts.

What should you do if you find three Wahoos buried up to their necks in cement?
- Get more cement!

How do you make Wahoo cookies?
- Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours!

What do UVA grads and tornadoes have in common?
- They both move around a lot, but they all wind up in trailer parks.

Why did UVA rise in the rankings this past week?
- Because the sportswriters and coaches considered 'BYE' as tougher than any other opponent UVA has played so far this season.

How many UVA freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, it's a sophomore course.

What's the difference between a Cavalier and a carp?
- One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

George Welsh, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded UVA flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, George," said God. "This is very special - not everyone gets a house up here." George felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Burgundy and Orange sidewalk, 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Virginia Tech logo flag, and in every window, VT curtains.
George looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a darn good coach, I won several bowl games, and I even went to the College Football Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what do you want to know, George?"
"Well, why does Frank Beamer get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "George, that's not Frank Beamer's house......
It's mine."

Jay Leno was no math for 10pm

Jay's walking off prime time. Confirming days of rumors, the chairman of NBC  announced that starting Feb. 12, The Jay Leno Show will no longer air at 10 p.m. but that the network hoped to keep Leno for an 11:35 p.m. show, Conan O'Brien for 12:05 p.m. and then Jimmy Fallon after that.  "It's not a done deal yet."  The Jay Leno Show "did not meet affiliate needs" but that through it all, Leno and O'Brien have been "incredibly gracious and professional.  I just can't believe that NBC was not ready to give Jay more time ..but now Letterman can quit the public feeling sorry for himself.  lets just be glad that the whole debacle gave us Jimmy Fallon.