The CDC Knows about whether or not there is a Zombie Apocalypse coming
Start panicking, America.
The CDC says there will be could be a Zombie Apocalypse someday, and they have prepared plans for it. Now that there are canibals and flesh eating junkies in the news these days, the CDC is actually OFFICIALLY proclaiming that they know of no occurence that is waking the dead or no virus that causes those Zombies to want to eat peoples brains.
Yes ..the CDC ...as important to America and dare I say the WORLD's Security as the Homeland Security department.
Said, Stephen Colbert, Folks, you know that I do not flinch at unpleasantness,” he began. “But even I have been willfully ignoring a terrifying trend dominating the news.”
"Could it be that the CDC changed their tune because now they’re zombies? It makes sense that zombies would be attracted to science. All they care about ... is braaains!”
ISSAC RYAN BROWN - the six year old who can win AGT
Even Howard Stern couldn't dismiss the talent of this six year old. ISSAC RYAN BROWN is the talent they love and who is going to Vegas. Maybe he can win.
American Idol Final Phillip Phillips wins with Home
a GREAT Finale to American Idol on Fox ...with Phillip Phillips keeping it close until the end, when he pulled it out with a song thats a hit right now. ROUND 1: SIMON FULLER'S CHOICE
Jessica Sanchez, "I Have Nothing"
Phillip Phillips, "Stand by Me"
Jessica wins because her song was stronger and she showed uncanny charisma ...it would be the last time we saw that side of her for the night.
ROUND 2: CONTESTANT'S FAVORITE SONG FROM THE SEASON
Jessica Sanchez, "The Prayer"
Phillip Phillips, "Movin' Out"
On vocal quality it goes to Jessica, but Phillip has his growl and his charisma shining through and the way he takes asong and makes it his own serves him well here as it did all season.
ROUND 3: POTENTIAL FIRST SINGLE
Jessica Sanchez, "Change Nothing":
Phillip Phillips, "Home":
If this were the only song of the night, Phillip wins hands down...if he does not win, I guarantee its a hit single anyway.
Jessica Sanchez, "I Have Nothing"
Phillip Phillips, "Stand by Me"
Jessica wins because her song was stronger and she showed uncanny charisma ...it would be the last time we saw that side of her for the night.
ROUND 2: CONTESTANT'S FAVORITE SONG FROM THE SEASON
Jessica Sanchez, "The Prayer"
Phillip Phillips, "Movin' Out"
On vocal quality it goes to Jessica, but Phillip has his growl and his charisma shining through and the way he takes asong and makes it his own serves him well here as it did all season.
ROUND 3: POTENTIAL FIRST SINGLE
Jessica Sanchez, "Change Nothing":
Phillip Phillips, "Home":
If this were the only song of the night, Phillip wins hands down...if he does not win, I guarantee its a hit single anyway.
Funniest Thing from Time Breastfeeding Cover - Jimmy Fallon and Higgins
Here is the funnieest thing of many funny things concerning the Time Breastfeeding Cover, From Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Friday May 11, 2012
Jimmy Fallon : that kid is going to have some repressed mamaries
Higgins: i think its the breast cover ever saw
Jimmy Fallon: wanna go tit for tat
Higgins: lets just nip it cause i feel like a boob
Jimmy: i think we are just milking it
Jimmy Fallon : that kid is going to have some repressed mamaries
Higgins: i think its the breast cover ever saw
Jimmy Fallon: wanna go tit for tat
Higgins: lets just nip it cause i feel like a boob
Jimmy: i think we are just milking it
Juxtoposing the simplicity of Lana Del Ray with the Complexity of Laurie Anderson
A quote from Lana Del Ray reminds me how simple Rock and Roll, Country, and Folk can be. At age 18, her uncle taught her how to play guitar, beginning with basic chords: "It was G, C, A, D minor, A minor and some diminished chord as well. Some trick, some shortcut," Del Rey recalled. "I realized I could probably write a million songs with those six chords, so I moved to New York and I took a couple of years to just write whatever I wanted."
It's TRUE
YOU CAN write a million songs with those chords ...throw in an E chord and make it the history of modern music.
Now throw in the compexity of Laurie Anderson and her 1981 non hit O Superman which is being played as background music on the new HTC commercial on SNL. It was too cool, interesting, and performance art to played on MTV . Thank goodness for the USA network show from the 80's NIGHTFLIGHT.
Here is Laurie Anderson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VIqA3i2zQw
It's TRUE
YOU CAN write a million songs with those chords ...throw in an E chord and make it the history of modern music.
Now throw in the compexity of Laurie Anderson and her 1981 non hit O Superman which is being played as background music on the new HTC commercial on SNL. It was too cool, interesting, and performance art to played on MTV . Thank goodness for the USA network show from the 80's NIGHTFLIGHT.
Here is Laurie Anderson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VIqA3i2zQw
10 FACTS ABOUT DIABLO CODY
Diablo Cody is known for Juno with Ellen Page, Jennifer's Body with Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried, and Young Adult, with Charlize Theron as well as helping with the United States Of Tara. Here , from YoooHaaa.com 's popular series are Ten Facts about Diablo Cody
- Diablo Cody is originally from Chicago, Illinois,
- Moved to Minnesota to live with her Internet boyfriend, Jonny who later became her husband.
- She was a stripper as a hobby in Minnesota .
- She was also a phone sex operator
- Diablo Cody is a pen name.
- Took her pen name on a trip to Cody, Wyoming. "Diablo" is Spanish for "devil".
- She graduated from the University of Iowa with a degree in media studies
- Has been a recurring columnist for Entertainment Weekly
- Gave birth to a son, Marcello Daniel Maurio, on Tuesday (July 27, 2010).
- Resides in Los Angeles, California
Little Steven 1983
In 1983 Bruce Springsteen and Little Steven Van Zant of The E Street Band and the Sopranos were kicked out of Disneyland because of the way they were dressed. Here was Steve's response
THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
I was thrown out of Disneyland today. The psychic scars this caused date back to a seven-year old who faithfully watched Mickey strike up the band every afternoon and lusted after Annette until about 15 years later (I still need a shot of Skippy peanut butter now and then).
I had heard about discrimination back in the Sixties, having to do with “Longhairs” not being allowed in. Although even then I somehow figured this rule – if it existed – would probably apply to long-haired guitar players and not, say, long-haired violin players. I think that double standard would also apply today because I found that the rule I couldn’t believe existed is in fact being strictly enforced. The fact is this visual discrimination, the concept of a dress code at all, is a serious flaw in our legal system and is nothing short of legalized prejudice.
At Disneyland, enforcing this ridiculous law is also an attack on rock and music and all the people who believe in it. They’re telling me nobody rocks in the Magic Kingdom. Nobody expresses their individuality in the Magic Kingdom except maybe that guy in the rodent suit. It’s the ideal fairground for James Watt.
As a country we made great strides in the Sixties, mostly in the area of civil rights for blacks, and that was great. But now we have an ever growing number of the population, of which I am a part, who express themselves visually; those whose appearances are an important form of self-expression.
Every human being is born with a uniqueness which society eventually forced him to suppress. I believe that when young children are forced to conform in this way, the frustration creates serious problems later on. The lack of self-expression becomes self-destructive, often resulting in violence or drug use or excessive drinking or any number of outlets of which I am sure Walt Disney wouldn’t have approved.
The idea of a dress code is a gaping loophole in the very civil rights laws everyone fought so long and hard to get passed. For example, if Disneyland didn’t want to admit black people, all they would have to say is that they don’t like the way they are dressed. Twenty years of humanitarian progress down the drain.
Of course, the most blatant prejudice a dress code suggests is against the poorer segments of society who perhaps can’t afford to attire themselves in clothing of which the security guard approved (depending on his mood that day).
Obviously dress codes don’t begin and end at Disneyland. They are an embarrassment to our society in whatever restaurant, club or public facility they exist. But I think any place billing itself as “The Happiest Place On Earth” is a good place to start.
So I think it is time to boycott Disneyland until the vague and unfair dress code they enforce is abolished once and for all. The First Amendment to the Constitution is freedom of speech and expression. People who live their lives expressing themselves by the way they look, doing no harm to anyone, are entitled to the same rights that allow the Nazis and Ku Klux Klan members to run around protected by our tax dollars. Everyone should be entitled to the same protection under the law. Abolish legalized prejudice. Abolish all dress codes now.
Little Steven, 1983
Disciples of Soul
Manhattan, New York.
THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
I was thrown out of Disneyland today. The psychic scars this caused date back to a seven-year old who faithfully watched Mickey strike up the band every afternoon and lusted after Annette until about 15 years later (I still need a shot of Skippy peanut butter now and then).
I had heard about discrimination back in the Sixties, having to do with “Longhairs” not being allowed in. Although even then I somehow figured this rule – if it existed – would probably apply to long-haired guitar players and not, say, long-haired violin players. I think that double standard would also apply today because I found that the rule I couldn’t believe existed is in fact being strictly enforced. The fact is this visual discrimination, the concept of a dress code at all, is a serious flaw in our legal system and is nothing short of legalized prejudice.
At Disneyland, enforcing this ridiculous law is also an attack on rock and music and all the people who believe in it. They’re telling me nobody rocks in the Magic Kingdom. Nobody expresses their individuality in the Magic Kingdom except maybe that guy in the rodent suit. It’s the ideal fairground for James Watt.
As a country we made great strides in the Sixties, mostly in the area of civil rights for blacks, and that was great. But now we have an ever growing number of the population, of which I am a part, who express themselves visually; those whose appearances are an important form of self-expression.
Every human being is born with a uniqueness which society eventually forced him to suppress. I believe that when young children are forced to conform in this way, the frustration creates serious problems later on. The lack of self-expression becomes self-destructive, often resulting in violence or drug use or excessive drinking or any number of outlets of which I am sure Walt Disney wouldn’t have approved.
The idea of a dress code is a gaping loophole in the very civil rights laws everyone fought so long and hard to get passed. For example, if Disneyland didn’t want to admit black people, all they would have to say is that they don’t like the way they are dressed. Twenty years of humanitarian progress down the drain.
Of course, the most blatant prejudice a dress code suggests is against the poorer segments of society who perhaps can’t afford to attire themselves in clothing of which the security guard approved (depending on his mood that day).
Obviously dress codes don’t begin and end at Disneyland. They are an embarrassment to our society in whatever restaurant, club or public facility they exist. But I think any place billing itself as “The Happiest Place On Earth” is a good place to start.
So I think it is time to boycott Disneyland until the vague and unfair dress code they enforce is abolished once and for all. The First Amendment to the Constitution is freedom of speech and expression. People who live their lives expressing themselves by the way they look, doing no harm to anyone, are entitled to the same rights that allow the Nazis and Ku Klux Klan members to run around protected by our tax dollars. Everyone should be entitled to the same protection under the law. Abolish legalized prejudice. Abolish all dress codes now.
Little Steven, 1983
Disciples of Soul
Manhattan, New York.
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